Shit My Parents Say

My parents have a 22 year age different. My father is an unfiltered 71 year old puertorican that used to work as a general manager for an international company and my mom is your typical filipina mother with great opinions. All hell breaks loose. Enjoy (:

  1. That’s the problem with the judicial system nowadays. You kill a man and they come up with a new mental disorder.

    — Mother
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  2. Father

    Father

    • Mother: Where's that Peter Popper world? In Disney?
    • Me: Harry Potter, ma?
    • Mother: The one that flies.
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  4. Krispy Kreme

    • Me: We're going to get into a car accident if you keep trying to eat that donut while driving.
    • Mother: It's worth it
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  5. Asians

    • Mother: I hate this.
    • Me: Ma, you hate everything.
    • Mother: That's not true. I like rice. I love rice.
    4

  6. ‎The only thing that Facebook thing is good for is to measure how fucking stupid people really are.

    — Father
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  7. notsofreshprinceofbelair:

    getting 3rd degree burns from the bottom of your laptop.

    (Source: , via bitchimtiredofyou)

    Posted 4 months ago

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  8. “Justin Bieber is Boy George now.” What my mom did to Justin’s perfume ad.

    “Justin Bieber is Boy George now.”

    What my mom did to Justin’s perfume ad.

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  9. Este tipo no cansa de comer mierda.

    — Father, on airheads 

    (Source: shit-myparentssay)

  10. Anonymous asked:

    Do you only post quotes from your parents or do you accept some from others?

    That’s a good question. I’ve never gotten any submissions but I think I wouldn’t mind adding some (: Feel free to send me any and I’ll check em out to see if I’ll post them. You can send it to me as an ask too if you prefer. (: Thanks !